“You rented what???”
“It’s his birthday. It’s about time someone did.”
“But he’s … he’s…”
“If you are going to say child, technically he isn’t in some countries, but may I also remind you about the roman candle he flies into outer space on a regular basis.”
“Point taken… but a strip club?”
“It’s a look don’t touch policy, there will only be five customers that night and the girls know the score. The laws of said country are quite relaxed, and as it is a private party… well, let’s just say no legal issues.
“But…”
“Oh Scott, stop being such a prude.”
“But Grandma… you rented Alan a STRIP CLUB!!!”
10/11/17
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